I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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