I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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