I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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