Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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