We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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