my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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