Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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