I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
is it fun? or sober?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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