she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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