don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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