giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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