Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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