how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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