She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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