Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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