So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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