Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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