what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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