Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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