WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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