I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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