so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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