The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is the high leading the old right now
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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