question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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