when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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