U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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