their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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