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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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