That's intense
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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