I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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