my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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