Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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