it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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