I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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