...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
