I hope mine doesn't look like that
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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