I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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