do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
that is very illegal...i love you.
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