how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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