This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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