I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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