I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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