how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I need to stop coming to work sober
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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