watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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