Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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