This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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