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Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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