quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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