just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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