Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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