yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Can I color on your dick again?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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