I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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