we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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