He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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